whitegirlsaintshit:

optical-dispersion:

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

I loved this before I actually had shower sex and now I know you need to grow up and buy a bath mat.
Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.

(via laurenrosenicole)